oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 2, 2017

rake oysters

To place one's scrotum (and testicles) into another's mouth.

The slut from Pennsylvania likes to rake oysters in New Jersey.

by Emf November 9, 2008

Oyster Twat

When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."

Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.

by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017

pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

by Woodworks July 23, 2015

Canvey Oyster

Vagina. Probably needs a wash. Can cause cholera, dysentery, or elaborate and grotesque mutations. Having sex with it is not recommended.

Mate... I wouldn't touch a Canvey Oyster with me mates dick.

by ButtCreamAl May 14, 2019

Oyster Clamp

One of the various phrases used to describe the act in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for the purpose of sexual pleasure. In this case, an Oyster Clamp occurs when the lips are sticking due to the lack of lubrication and are firmly pressed together so that they become interlocked or "clamped."

see also:
scissoring

We were rubbing our pussies together so hard that we gave ourselves an Oyster Clamp.

by Awesome Jassim January 16, 2017

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021