Obstrinomical

It just makes sense

That was some obstrinomical shit.
You’re obstrinomically correct.
I am so obstrin, right now.

by Unicornglittershit February 21, 2020

ostrichnomically

When Kayla is acting like an ass and can’t talk while hogging the microwave space

Kayla ostrichnomically blocked me from cooking a hot pocket

by Philicillan April 22, 2020

Ostrich Taming

Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.

"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"

by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020

Ostrich wrangler

"S.S. BOB" The technique and art form of which one masturbates an ostrich for the illegal sell of ostrich sperm.

With that ostrich wrangler pulled a S.S. BOB while jerking the birds knob.

by Tad A Hope December 26, 2020

Ostrich

Something a Very popular rapper flexed in a song

"Who's this? He should be in cockpit uh, Cause im flyer than a fucking Ostrich"

by adhfgsdhhgfgh March 16, 2021

Ostrich

big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly

"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021

Ostridge slut

A creature who "gets around" very very quickly. It is always racing to the next big thing ;)

Wow she's a real ostridge slut! She's made it through everyone in town.

by Ostridge slut lover April 2, 2021