Ostrich

big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly

"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021

flurry

what your hair does while your asleep

"looks like your hair had a flurry again jimbo"
"i told you just to call it bed hair"

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021