Orpheon

n. The nickname of drummer, Thomas Tierney and name of local Rutherford NJ band Orpheon. The nickname is derived as a joke from local single artist, Chris Reyes, better known as Kail. Thomas was recognized from Orpheon one day in gym class by Kail and the nickname was formed. The band long since broke up but the name stuck as a souvenir of the band and its local contributions...which were limited.

"yo Orpheon!" -Kail
"hey man; whats up bro?" -Orpheon
"you guys playing at the next show at the library?" -Kail
"dude i told you 3 minutes ago, the band broke up last year"- Orpheon

by Thomas Tierney July 6, 2008

Orphanage

A replacement term for cumdump. When you come inside a man, he becomes an orphanage. Applies to both the bussy and the thrussy.

Jim asked David if he wanted his load. David exclaimed “Yes, Daddy, make me an orphanage.”

by Teresa St. Clair December 29, 2021

orphanides

A mythical creature. A small friendly dark haired cherub, with huge testicles and a cheeky grin. The Greek nature of the beast is prone to bad dress sense like cardigans and has a liking for glittery jewelry and watches.

I bought my kebab off that sweaty Orphanides type. He looks like he's a top holiday moose hunter.

by Goatboy Grasshead November 13, 2015

upholstery orphans

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

by squeak69 November 28, 2009

Little Orphan Annie

The act of applying a sperm facial in which you aim to completely fill both eye sockets while your partner's head is leaned back. Thereby whiting out her eyes completely.

I cracked a Little Orphan Annie on Jill last night. Guess that makes me a cartoonist.

by Darkfiend69 January 25, 2011

the orphan

A movie that will no doubt tank in the box office, this movie will suck so bad it will be released on VHS rather than DVD.

Wow, i cant believe dustin hoffman saw the orphan.

by sc00tert00ter July 25, 2009

Orphan baby

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.

JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.

by Jbrym May 9, 2008