watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".

Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*

by Elburno March 2, 2008

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Wired to the mains

Being Wired to the mains is not just being 'wired'. you can be wired by just taking some drugs such as MDMA without being 'wired to the mains'. Being 'wired to the mains' is the the peak wiredness you can achieve by taking that extra pill, bomb or line, its going that one step further to make yourself absolutely 'wired to the mains'. You have to be like an SAS drug taking machine to achieve being 'wired to the mains'. a sesh goblin can become 'wired to the mains' many time in their lifetime.

"fucking hell mate, I am absolute wired to the mains" to which you will receive a reply of "some man you mate".

by AME PUSSY DESTROYER April 20, 2018

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wire weiner

A person who fences (duals with a rapier). Also, the weapon itself.

No, he doesn't do the usual sports, but he is a wire weiner.

by NehaN May 27, 2005

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Barbed Wire

A form of fingering a broad when you cross your pointer finger and middle finger and then crossing your ring and pinky and shoving one into the vagina and one in her asshole.

oh yeah i gave shannon that barbed wire last night and she took it like a champ!

by shocker pro May 4, 2010

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wire fraud

Refers to the manufacturing/marketing/installing of long filaments of metal that are not composed of the more-costly copper, aluminum, stainless steel, etc. that you claim they are, but instead are just cheap brittle "white metal".

I don't get it --- infamous shyster-medium Sherry Tina Uwanawich was convicted of wire fraud, yet she was never an electrician.

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

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