On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.
by Granny guzler January 1, 2020
Get the Granny Garglemug. A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
Get the Granny wranglermug. When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.
by Marcamango September 29, 2020
Get the Granny lip-itmug. An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.
All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.
by OGsunshine May 29, 2018
Get the Felt Grannymug. A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.
by M. Spangenberg January 13, 2008
Get the granny nannymug. One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.
A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
by jumbo granny panties January 10, 2011
Get the granny junkiemug. Need to get your ass to the floor force your heels down because right now with those granny hips that you have your squats look like s***
by Gavi75 January 22, 2018
Get the granny hipsmug.