online obsessor 

Someone who spends most of their time on the computer either instant-messaging, updating profiles, looking at other people's profiles, and playing games online to the point where it becomes obvious that they have nothing better to do with their life than sit in front of their computer.

"Wow, look at this! Lily's been online for 10 hours straight! She's such an online obsessor."

online obsessor by Vickie T June 14, 2008

obsessive protective disorder 

A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.

A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=

obsessive protective disorder by Bret Holmes August 3, 2007

obsessive motor sport 

The best car club in the illawarra, obsessive motor sport have the sickest cars and the madest cunts that would help ya out with anything.

OMG did u see that ubar nice car, it had obsessive motor sport sticker on it.

Fuck obsessive motor sport are sick cunts

obsessive motor sport by post whore October 22, 2006

compulsive disorder obsessive 

CDO. Some call it OCD but they are wrong. I alphabetized it AS IT SHOULD BE.

I have compulsive disorder obsessive

compulsive disorder obsessive by Junatokni6815 November 3, 2010

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) 

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP) 

Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.

Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!

Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP) by Teeray November 5, 2010

Obsessive iPhone Disorder 

When someone gets addicted or obsessed to iPhone products when they know they are getting an iPhone soon.

"Coral has obsessive iPhone disorder, she's getting an iPhone in three months."

Obsessive iPhone Disorder by Hailey Snow June 29, 2012