the oriental

Dipping one's balls in substances allows someone to sense, or in a way taste said substance. The Oriental, is dipping one side of your scrotum into Soy Sauce and the other side into pineapple juice making a sweet and salty sensation or taste. You know, on your balls.

I had a great night last night, I treated myself to the Oriental.

by ShrimplyFibbles January 20, 2020

goal oriented

When a man is to be quick and efficient in bed and usually results in grave dissappointment for the woman. To ejaculate prematurely from the eagerness to please.

When it came to our first time, Chris sure was goal oriented.

by thatguyonstage March 27, 2007

results oriented

Judging something based on the result instead of the actual action.

Rusty "You threw that and it hit me in the eye. You are such an asshole"

Alex "You are only mad because you got hit in the eye, not because I threw it. Stop being so Results Oriented.

by Fbaum-Rules February 28, 2008

Sol Oriens

A YMCA Club (Y-Club). Mostly consists of Asian males, hazing is required to be able to join.

Did you go to the Sol Oriens meeting?

by sgvserpent March 31, 2005

Conan O'Brien

A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.

Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.

by DAR4652 August 28, 2006

Conan O'Brien

Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.

Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.

by Allen C August 2, 2007

Ordo Templi Orientis

The Ordo Templi Orientis or O.T.O. is a magickal and fraternal organization devoted to the Law of Thelema. Founded by fringe Freemasons in 1902, it was designed to be a fusion of Western Mystery traditions and Indian Tantric practices. The infamous Aleister Crowley took over the organization in 1923, and held its leadership until his death in 1947. Today, the O.T.O. is an international organization with worldwide membership in the thousands.

I joined the Ordo Templi Orientis in 1996.

by Frater L.P. April 7, 2008