Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.

Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats

by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024

Nigel

A common type of a friend of Jayden there trust is 100% loyal and they will always share there ssn and credit card info INCLUDING THE 3 DIGITS LOCATED ON THE BACK OF YOUR CARD DM ShadowedHD#2021 on discord if you need help.

Nigel is such a prick fuck him smh

by AvaThaKilla February 7, 2021

down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth

down syndrome nigel breaks stupidity world record

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

Nigel

Nigel — noun

A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.

Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”

by Y_C November 22, 2021

conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name

conflicted Nigel wishes he had a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel Driffield

Big Cock

Person 1: Do you wanna see my Nigel Driffield? ;)
Person 2: Nah I bet it's more of a James Driffield
Person 3: 暨 (I don't know what these people are saying)

by Nigel Cock June 1, 2021

Nigel womaniser

likes to fuck men who wear women's clothing

Nigel womaniser wears y-fronts

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025