New Jersey 

Easton, Pennsylvania isn't the end of the world, but we can see it across the river.

You came from Jersey? I'm so sorry.

New Jersey by Jersey makes me sick December 11, 2003

New Jersey 

The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!

I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)

New Jersey by Paccali February 25, 2003

New Jersey 

The crap strip of land separtating Pennsylvania and the beach. And thats about it.

"Hey man, you want to go to the beach?"

"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"

"Bummer"

New Jersey by kingman91 June 13, 2007

New Jersey 

Maryland's bitch.

NJ Guy: Heyy

Girl: Heyy where are you from?

NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?

Girl: Eww, get away from me...

MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?

Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?

MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,

Girl: MY HEROO

New Jersey by JMUdukes August 24, 2008

New Jersey 

Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.

"That kid has a horrible New Jersey accent and dresses like he is always going to the gym."

New Jersey by Websterman August 5, 2012

New Jersey 

What, so you think you're so special? (From Family Guy)

New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.

It looks as though New Jersey is peaceful. It is, as I see it!

New Jersey by AThepro August 29, 2007

new jersey 

The best state in the country, but only because Princeton is in New Jersey. Princeton is the most incredible town ever, where people are rich, chic, snobby, and fabulous! What else could you ever ask for? Everyone from Princeton knows they are better then everyone else, but we live the life of privilege and everyone else is just jealous. Everyone goes to private school (we have some of the best private schools in the country) and is taught at a young age to strive for the best and taught the elitist mindset. Preppy is the essential dress code, with any other tacky/trendy options looked down upon. Not to mention, if you don't own J.Crew, wear ribbons in your hair/sevens/rainbows/something from Tiffany’s at all times/own more than one Vera Bradley bag and wallet and a Longchamp/Hervé Chapelier bag, you might as well be in Siberia. No one in Princeton is nice or friendly, and we like it that way.

Turning off Nassau onto Witherspoon Street (in Princeton, New Jersey), you will hit an old preppy favorite, J. McLaughlin. Be sure to stop here if you plan to buy into the full "Ivy League Look" — they carry all the classics, from men's pastel and embroidered corduroys to ribbon belts and monogrammed women's handbags.

Just past Coach is the Cotton Company, which is the only Lilly Pulitzer retailer in Princeton and thus a great place to pick up a sundress before lawn parties or to find a few preppy items in any season

new jersey by Lulie November 10, 2008