Neshaminy

This is a school that is filled with tools, freaks, preps bums and pricks. It is a terrible place to go because the people are so stuck up. Most students think that they are so tough and mess with kids that are smaller than them or have some sort of dissability. The football team is for some reason looked up to. Most kiss their ass hoping to become part of their click. The teachers are good but the students are a bunch of spoiled pricks who think they are better than everyone because they borrowed their moms BMW and drove to school.

Neshaminy students are very enjoyable to be around.

by Mr. Slap July 7, 2008

-ness

A super nifty thing to add on to any word (or name!) at all (and I do mean any).

Hotness, sweetness, w00tness, loveliness, paperness, wordness, lemurness, nessness, arghness, eekness, Katyness, Draconess, Harryness, usness.

by Lexi December 26, 2003

Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

by kir3d May 4, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

neshaminy mall

it's the small, crack-head mall that one would expect to be pink and full of valley girls. small and ghetto as far as it's clientel goes and a deadrest for slutty little kids who are hot in their drawers. if it doesnt have a higher crime rate then quakerbridge and oxford put together than i'll be damned! a change of scenery from the other two and the place to go if youre a pedefile

"i got knocked out and robbed for my jewelery at neshaminy mall."

"I was solicited for sex by a minor at neshaminy mall"

by honestly honest March 9, 2009

loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

NESA

The stupid Australian (New South Wales) education department that has changed names 6 times in the last two years ands mission in life is to make pointless exams that stress out high school kids.

person one: NESA shit on me dude

Person Two: dduuuuuude what they do now?
one: they changed Genny maths to standard maths

two: duuuuuddee fuck NESA

by yeetyeetfuckmedead November 21, 2018