nerdlet

A baby nerd. Can also be used as an endearment.

Physics teacher: "Come, my little nerdlets, let's build a catapult!"

Students: "Score!"

by spin December 4, 2004

Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

Needle Nipples

Nipples that taper off at the end, forming the shape of a needle. Often sharp enough to pierce human flesh! Ridiculously sexy and dangerous.

Hello. Can I see your needle nipples?

by FredBilly January 20, 2009

Needlets

Origin: Halo

Needlets are the pink/purple rounds that a Needler(weapon in Halo) shoots. When shot, these rounds attach themselves to other people and explode with the sound of shattering glass. They are very deadly.

*Breaking glass noises everywhere* "SO MANY NEEDLETS.....!!!"

by Moon (of BYOND) October 21, 2004

Needlephobic

n: Someone who really wants to make a diabetic mad; a whiney person

adj: a trait of someone who wants to make a diabetic mad

Jamie is a whiner. Jamie told Karen (a diabetic) that she was needlephobic. Jamie was never seen again.

by Jaycee M.B. December 17, 2008

Nerded

The act of someone or thing having been roasted or beaten in a bad way

James: Did you see that the Yankees lost by 9 the other day.
Ryan: Yeah dude they got nerded

by Buymekitkats July 24, 2018

pooey needle

a needle that is covered in shit which you inject up your ass before masturbating.

chloe had seen a beautiful picture of jack brice and needed a pooey needle.

by Pooey Me July 23, 2012