Mustabate

When you walk into a boys room, after they have been somewhat 'preoccupied' within said room, to the unalluring stench of mustabate...musty masterbate!

OMG have you been in Jake's room? I just got hit in the face with mustabate

by Bulbasorus February 26, 2011

Santorum's Mustache

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.

Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.

by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012

mustapiller

A mustache that resembles a caterpiller resting on a man's (or woman's) upper lip, commonly seen on police officers.

Dude, have you seen that move Super Troopers?

Yeah man, those guys have some tight mustapillers.

by hankdudenRULES July 10, 2007

mustachquerade

A Renaissance party involving comical mustaches to hide ones identity. Common in today's society for "coming out" parties as well as hipster parties.

Colin: hey guys I planned Johns coming out party. We're having a Mustachquerade!

Dylan: how come you never planned one of those for my coming out party?

by 13% Jesus February 5, 2010

Mustachelle

A girl with a mustache.

Mustachelle has crumbs in her stash!

by Jaquani November 10, 2009

Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair

Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.

by grasslike February 23, 2013