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What happens when autocorrect corrects MotherFucker
Guy 1: I'm going to beat you motherducker

Guy2: Don't you mean MotherFucker
Guy1:Dammit!
by Weirdo Sheep November 29, 2015
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motherfuckerducunta

An amalgamation of the words motherfucker and cunt spoken in an Italian accent to mimic an Italian mafioso. Usually employed as a gently mocking vulgarism between friends.
It was you wasn't it? You motherfuckerducunta!
by Shabootay July 29, 2008
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Motherfucker

My Little brother:*Singing*
Me:Shut the fuck up nigga nobody wants to here your ugly voice that broke my phone screen motherfucker
by 74M3NUMB3RS October 1, 2019
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Sadly it's what the organization called mothers against drunk drivers eventually became.

They had a good cause, one that even the people who drink agreed with. Once they got power they became drunk with power. They were not happy with getting the new laws passed. They keep pushing for even more and stricter laws.

Politicians were more than happy top oblige. They saw the whole affair as a means to raise money without raising taxes.

The old way of handling drunk drivers needed changed. Too many decent people were killed. Unfortunately now decent people have arrest records for drinking half a beer.
Politician to police chief. We need a new city hall but we are short of funds. Go arrest more drunk drivers.

police chief; We are already busting a lot of people as it is. I thought we were doing this to stop drunk drivers. If that's not the case then you ought to convince the people to raise taxes to build your new city hall.

The politician goes to a Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers meeting. He says " Drunk Driving is a CRIME against humanity!" "I need your help." "The police chief is RESISTING my efforts to rid the streets of this scum!" "I need all of you to do a public demonstration at the mayors office and DEMAND he be fired!"

There was a huge protest at the mayors office. The police chief was fired, the new police chief cracked down on the drunk drivers. A huge new city hall building was built. All the politicians became rich from illegal kickbacks. The police chief took a job as a meter maid in a smaller town that paid very low salaries. The drunks were still driving and killing people.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012
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Mothersucker

Some gay boy who likes to suck dicks
Ay that mothersucker gave that gay ass faggot from grove street a blowjob, gay ass gay ass yea thats him, fucking mothersucker
by Fuckerhaha November 12, 2019
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annoying motherfucker

Some person who expects you to answer their questions if they just start randomly talking to you. Even if you don't say anything they will still give you some kike bullshit remark like "have a nice day." Doesn't even care if you were just minding your own business; will bring their shit and problems into your business because they are too stupid to handle themselves publicly or make their own decisions. Basically a moron who is annoyingly dependent on others and gets all offended when you tell them to fuck off.
by getITrightFOO June 23, 2011
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smart motherfucker

Someone, who knows about the metric system while eating hamburger
-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!
by dildo777 June 26, 2021
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