Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

Mosquitoing

The sexual practice of sounding, but with a straw. The partner then uses the straw and sucks the cum during arrival of the male

Trixie wanted to try mosquitoing and began jerking me off only to take a Capri sun staw, sound me with it, and sucked the cum out as I busted

by Awont December 11, 2021

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

mosquito

Ass hole that is more annoying than that one kid in school who's only dialogue is "gay" when you interact with it.

I was having a nice day until a mosquito bit me. What an asshole.

by hasdu July 5, 2014

mosquito

a little piece of shit bitch. the species has to be burnt and exterminated

person 1:" come here you piiece of shit"
mosquito:" zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by stella_uwu_uwu_666 December 20, 2021

Mosquito

A tiny vampire, but does not suck enough blood so the other person will be a vampire

Person 1: I just got bitten by a tiny vampire
Person 2: you mean a mosquito

by luckade December 2, 2009

That was a Big Mosquito!

a line said by Doc Louis from "Punch-Out!! (Wii)" Wii type of boxing game.
you'll encounter it when you punch Doc Louis that many times.

underratedly "Release the Bogus" but Doc Louis.

Doc Louis: *gets punched before flinches*
Doc Louis: That was a Big Mosquito!

*secs later*

Doc Louis: *punches Little Mac quickly as Doc "Louos"/Louis gets a Star
Doc Louis: I invented the Star Punch! *star punches Mac so hard Louos knocked Mac to the next week/Reality starts crushing it's own*

by JaredPogis December 3, 2023