Stirred Marteini

A cocktail that has been stirred in with a mans half erect penis.

I'd like a stirred marteini please and stir it well with your junk.

by Skuli December 9, 2017

Caden mertes

A bad guy from a movie about a girl who gets beat by her step father and he enjoys being loud and smuggling drugs across the United States border he is a king in every sense of the word

hey look caden mertes is over there smoking a bumble

by The 325 legend April 28, 2021

jaeden.martells.wife

a very funny, pretty and kind person, someone you would want in your life.

you: “i don’t follow jaeden.martells.wife”

by jaeorsomething June 1, 2021

Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022

Magi di Montecchio

Magi di Montecchio is an Italian exclamation. It means "Your Tartufi's disgusting"

Magi di Montecchio, guarda che Tartufi del cazzo che mi hai portato

by Patata333 November 22, 2019

Doc Martens

The preferable shoe brand for serial killers/ criminals.

Victim: "Are you going to kill me?"

Serial Killer: "Hang on, I need to put my Doc Martens on first."

Victim: "Oh."

by Poop001 September 28, 2009

mortenaa

super hot indian girl

woah look at that mortenaa! so brown and sexy

by Krishaaaaaaa February 11, 2010