The Mongols

The exception to every civilized nation in the world.

"Unless you are, of course, The Mongols."

by PooseyDecimator March 29, 2020

mongolito

mongolito means retard in spanish

spanish - hijo de la mongolito

english - son of the retard

by mellow loc June 2, 2007

Mongo Duke

When you gotta take a huge shit. Worst than diarrhea. Worst than pretty much every other shit in the world.

Bruh I gotta take a huge shit. Aww no it's. MONGO DUKE!!!

by MongoMeatball October 17, 2016

chug a mongoose

Australian says for "Drink a Beer".

G'day mates. Lets head over to the pub and chug a mongoose.

by kilrathi June 2, 2005

mongolian monsoon

A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.

I gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin' room still stinks!

by marky's mark December 28, 2007

mongoloid

Term for a mentally retarded person. This used to be used to denote people with Down's Syndrome, and now is just generally derogatory.

That Matt Cancian is a real mongoloid. What an idiot!

by J Train April 17, 2005

Mongolian Industries

A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing

"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"

"Huh?"

"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"

"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)

by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007