Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

Mommy Jacked by Lacey13 January 17, 2012

Mommy Must Murder 

A character in Friday Night Funkin’ that can ABSOLUTELY HIT THOSE HIGH NOTES WTF

Boyfriend: be-

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Mommy Must Murder by okiitzu February 23, 2021

mommy track 

The mommy track describes a woman taking a detour from her professional life to raise her kid.

Pam left her job at the law firm and now she is on the mommy track changing diapers.

mommy track by lovebug11796 October 3, 2006

Mommy Issues 

These issues can be present themselves in any gender, but may symptoms may present differently across genders. An individual who's toxic attributes in any of their relationships is, at least in part, attributal to having a strained or distant relationship with their mother (e.g. Elizabeth). Alternatively, one who may have been over-nurtured by their mother (#sheltered e.g. Norman Bates).

Mommy issue's are generated from having mother that must include at least one of the behaviors listed below:
-Gaslighting

-Failure to validate or acknowledge her child's emotions
-Treating child as incapable of taking care of themselves
-Dismissive
-Absent
-Overbearing

Someone with mommy issues exhibits some or all of these behaviors listed below:
-Manipulative
-Distorted self image
-Lack of empathy
-Self-centered
-Delusional

-Insecure attachments (particularly in romantic relationships)
-Witholding (i.e. depriving others of emotional support for for leverage)
-Lack of objectivity

"That girl has bordeline personality disorder" - Guy 1

"No dude, she just has mommy issues. Have you met her mom? She's psycho" - Guy 2

Mommy Issues by Hija de la gran puta May 17, 2023

Mommy kink 

When you have a close need or want to call your partner "mommy" or some other form of the motherly name, this could refer to a normal or sexual reference to wanting to be called by your partner who is playing the "mommy" role phrases like *mommy's, good boy* or other Dom phrases that would make the opposite partner feel dominated.

This "mommy" kink is sometimes caused due to a lack of love or attention by their mother as a child.

I think I have a mommy kink...

Do you think it is weird that I want to call you mommy?

How the fuck did I get a mommy kink...

Mommy kink by notumfhero January 3, 2022

mommy goggles 

The tendency for mothers to think that their children are good looking, when in fact they are not.

Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.

mommy goggles by Pirate of the Crib October 6, 2009

Mommy kink 

A “mommy kink” is a kink usually caused by the lack of a (good) mother figure.

People with a mommy kink (me) would like to be nurtured and loved by an older woman, usually in a sexual/romantic relationship.

Person 1: I wish I had someone to take the place of my mother figure to fill this emptiness of my childhood. I’m also attracted to older nurturing women.

Person 2: Dude I think you have a mommy kink.

Mommy kink by ifugckinghatrmylifr January 7, 2023