Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

When you solve a problem with an amazing solution

I didn't want my siblings to steal my seat, but I was really hungry. So I took the chair with me. Modern problems require modern solutions} I guess

by Ocean_in_a_teardrop January 14, 2020

tate modern

the opposite of culture the place where the masses of London go to congregate and discuss how amazing that crack in the floor is merely so they can have a shot at the cheap joke "I can see your crack" some "Gangsta's" probably misunderstood this and tried to get some crack using the method of staring at it for long periods of time.

Ive just had a full frontal lobotomy lets go stare at a cow thats been cut in half that they just got in at the tate modern.

by Haducum March 8, 2009

Modern Baseball

The best fucking Midwest Emo band ever. Even tho Bren Lukens wants to be a girl, he made an amazing band wit great music.

Wtf happened to Modern Baseball, they just kind of fell off and never made music again.

by funnymanbro April 17, 2022

this modern world

An awesome comic strip drawn by artist Tom Tommorow that satirizes our government and other political aspects of life in the U.S.A. He uses characters drawn in a 50's style to poke fun at life today in... you guessed it, the modern world. It's published in a number of altie newspapers and online. (see www.thismodernworld.com for more info.)

"Yeah, I was reading This Modern World and it was awesome how they said Condoleeza Rice was really an alien! If only it were true..."

by andriod5 September 26, 2005

Modern Wargasm

This is a combination of noun and verb.

Noun::: A.K.A. CoD Modern Warfare 2... only the most anticipated game that has dropped in, quite possibly, EVER!!!

Verb::: The act of playing CoD:MW2 and having an epic orgasm, or a wargasm. For a basic description of what happens while pwning n00bs in MW2, please see the Lonely Island video: Jizz In My Pants.

JCop::: Dude, are you ready for some Modern Wargasm all night tonight???

Ryzzle::: Guys, I was playing Modern Wargasm last night and had a modern wargasm.

DakOfDoom::: I just had a modern wargasm!!!

by RAWphenom November 16, 2009

modernite

1. A person with little to no moral

compass, someone who does not have
any talent albeit that of cheating .
2. Term used for the alumni of a school that prides itself on teaching the new age(modern) thieves, beggars, and scam artists.

Hey that pervert is such a modernite!
Dont steal stuff, people will label you as a modernite.

by Truth hath been spoken July 19, 2019

Modern Feminism

Used to describe a group of people who hates men. Some men are brainwashed into thinking they are into modern feminism. Luckly its only a S I M P that would fall for it

You can usually spot a modern feminist because they have got coloured hair or an abusive dad.

"I believe all men should die and women should take over" - Karen
"Ah, so you support modern feminism" - Your average Joe

by Narafd March 27, 2021