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Shopping minute

Unit of time used by a woman when she calls for "just a minute". A shopping minute is significantly longer than a regular minute, though, to date, the exact duration is still unknown by the whole male population.

Similar in many regards to the dick inch measurement unit.
W : Honey, it will be just a minute.
M : Yeah, sure. A shopping minute, I guess !?
by Bluesbuster7 September 8, 2010
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nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.
It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!
by Blecchy March 4, 2011
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wolf mittens

Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens
by jji436 May 18, 2011
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gin mitt

The Female equivalent of a Male's symptoms of "whiskey dick". A Female consumes to much alcohol and becomes to drunk to engage in intercourse.
"I got drunk last night and got gin mitt, my boyfriend was not impressed."
by Bonerfarm December 9, 2012
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Six minute rule

if you don’t reply within 6 minute, you automatically lose what ever argument is taking place
Sara Beth didn't reply within six minutes, therefore she lost the argument due to the six minute rule
by Garrett > Sara Beth July 8, 2014
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Dick minutes

We spent 8 hours together, but I only logged about 22 dick minutes.
by Dickminutes24/7 November 20, 2015
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Last minute devyn

A friend that waits untill the last moment to ask his parents to go to a friends house.
Hey do you want to go to my house. Yes boots but I'm a last minute devyn
by Pardo Broz October 15, 2016
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