massoth

To be the coolest person in a group or town.

"That bitch is the massoth of this place, she is fuckin awesome!"

by Massoth January 14, 2008

misconfuckulation

something that makes no sense what so ever; a freak of nature; something so horribly wrong, that cannot be described in any other way; beyond fucked up; a complete misconfuckulation :

ex. #1
Dude! That's one hell of a misconfuckulation!

ex. #2
Dude! That's so misconfuckulated!

by Oddo February 21, 2009

miscolt

To take for granted.

I miscolted all the times you would call me and buy me chocolate. I never realized how much of an amazing friend you were... and now you're gone.

by meloctopi August 6, 2009

Misconstrupiate

When you get a two words mixed up with another

That meal was delicitous! (Delicious + Delicacy)

No, you misconstrupiated the word delicious..

by Noeth Caerline November 11, 2009

Misconceive

to misunderstand, not make clear, misrepresent, not to get confused with

I love you, don't ever misconceive that.

by Slushy_Whistle April 28, 2011

miscommanication

The difference between what you told your husband/boyfriend/male coworker and what he actually heard.

"Honey, did you pick up my laundry on your way home?"
"No, I thought you told me to come home so you could do my laundry."
"I'm sorry, dear, but you are suffering from miscommanication, because that's not what I said at all!"

by happywife September 2, 2013

miscommunitext

A total misunderstanding in a text conversation because text is just text.

Sam: That's not what I meant.
Rhonda: Thats what you said.
Sam: well you couldn't hear the angst in my voice because it was just words so you didn't get my meaning. It was just another damn Miscommunitext.

by smallkawkvaccine April 2, 2015