Michael Jordan!

When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand

by hxtlne August 28, 2018

Michael Robinson

on jah brooks best vsco girl u will ever meet sksks he sksks down lane 4 in the olympics

prob future Michael phelps but Michaels cooler than phelps
also in love w Julianna

Michael robinson is such a vsco gal

by minhye park December 25, 2019

Michael Masi

A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker

"Oh dear, that's a real Michael Masi you have there"

by SaveTheFlurken May 1, 2022

Pulling a Michael

Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.

Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael

by Themadglitcher June 8, 2018

Michael Kelso

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.

Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!

by I don't care, I'm a punk March 31, 2010

Gianna Michaels

The sexiest porn star there is. She talks straight and sexy to guys she's doing it with.

She's just fun.

Dude the Gianna Michaels Bukkake is the sexiest video ever.

I know! She's so hot.

by Wanker91223095 December 28, 2011

Michael Clifford

He is a sex god that plays guitar and sings in a band called 5 seconds of summer with another 3 sex gods. His hair is just amazing and colorful and his smile is just cute and perfect. He believes that he is a punk rock guy but he is not, that's what makes him cuter than he is

-Hey do you like michael clifford?
-The 5sos guitarrist? i love him!

by cliffxrdsbabe September 24, 2014