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J-Miller

This is a man among men. He's passionate and strong. His ambition ever growing and always progressing. His strengths would be described as his ability to remain humble, his ability to adapt to his surroundings, his friendliness and willingness to talk to strangers, and his love for the things that matter most in his life; God, family, and his super adorable girlfriend. If seeing a J-Miller on the street, approach him with a smile, and possibly even a warm hug. But beware, on pay day this untamed beast of a man will buy all the sickest gaming devices to further build his strength as an Elite Gamer. He is unstoppable, and can only be tamed by the love of a beautiful LSU student.
"Dude, I saw J-miller today with his super sick psp and his super cute girlfriend."
by PeggyLee March 3, 2010
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creepy miller

crazy mentalist who sits at the back of the class drawing on his arms and chewing safetly pins. when we go on school trips he tries to get everyone to smoke weed. Partial to black bandages, net tops, leather trench coats,hard rock music and 12 year old girls.
oh my god! don;t look now...creepy miller's coming!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeres creepy miller! (to be said in the style of the shining)
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Miller-R1

a.k.a. Millie, MilleR-HOMO.

Sickest known homo and transexual in mankind's history.

Original from Portugal.

Born as female, changed sex at the age of 13 with a 1" penis.

He-she loves to be the "receiver", not only from other men, but also from animals.

R1-forum is his favorite place to pick up men, however, he has no success at all there cause he's the only homo there. Now he's looking elsewhere, so watch out!
His transportation: Ducati 999H(Homo Edition).
by MilleR-R1 April 19, 2005
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Miller Moment

A complete fail, yet riding it out until the end thinking you have done good. Being a dumbass and not knowing it. Being 100% sure of yourself, while everyone else knows you have fucked up beyond repair.
As I was telling everyone that they knew nothing about oil fields and letting them know I knew everything about oil fields, I had no idea everyone was thinking I was having a Miller Moment.

Wait..I was 100%wrong, even though I thought I was right...damn, Im having a Miller Moment!

dumb ass stupid idiot george w. bush wrong incest tool douche bag
by MmAmOnKeY February 11, 2012
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Seth Miller

An extremely gay and prideful man who judges how big his penis is by his phone size, an absolutely colorful and beautifully shaped buttocks-having man. Seth can't differentiate his gayness from his homophobia, so he combines them both. Just gay. A celebrity.
John: "His butt is just so nice"
Ryan: "Reminds me of Seth Miller"
by dadichase August 14, 2022
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jacob miller

the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, it’s truly incredible if you get to know him. he has the sweetest soul, big heart (even bigger d), and will treat you right. if you meet a jacob miller you won’t be able to help but fall in love with him. be careful because he has a freaky side to him, he will rock your shit. anyways , he is a one of a kind very special man. treat him right and you’ll have a husband. (likes sunsets , baseball, football, and grape gatorade)
“yo i love jacob miller!”

“yeah he is such a guy
by teenybamboo December 21, 2021
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jayden miller

sucks penis likes penis eats penis enjoys penis but mostly takes penis
by chris miller42069 January 19, 2022
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