milfness

the term used when a mother shows how hot they are. Originates from the word 'milf' used to describe a mum who is good looking

oi john, your mum has some proper milfness going on today

by paigetheladbrown March 16, 2016

Milfs

Miniaturized Intelligent Life Form(s)

Yo, i was talking in a group of milfs and they are friends with my mom

by Kuro Wolfgang April 9, 2019

MILF

Muffler Id Like (To) Fuck

Holy shit thay Car is Nice It Has A MILF

by MILF LOVER July 5, 2006

milfed

(adj) Had sex with a MILF

Hey dude, look over here! This naked MILF you see before you is totally getting banged by me and my sausage! I'm totally getting milfed!

by Dr. Balls May 9, 2005

MILF

1. "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Usually used to describe an attractive woman who is married or older.

2. "Moses Is Like Fonzie". A term usually used in order to confuse those who don't actually know what MILF means.

Robert: Dude, our gym teacher is such a MILF! "MILF!!!! MILF!!! Mrs. Kerr, you're a MILF!!"

Mrs. Kerr: What was that, Robert? A MILF?

Robert: Yeah! MILF? Moses Is Like Fonzie? You know?

by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 4, 2011

MILF

Stands for Mother/Mom, I'd Like to Fuck. Also DILF, SILF, and BILF. See Motherfucker

"Oh, dude, I just milfed my mom last night."
"Bro, you be fucked up.

by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017

Milf

A sexually attractive old woman that has huge but saggy tits and a nice pussy but it hairy

Wow look at that Milf!
That’s my grandma you cunt!

by Natemaster34 May 2, 2018