Microsoft Whore

A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.

George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsoft Word

A way to comunicate in class without the teachers knowing especially when they are being pains in the asses...(You ahve to have computers beside each other for this to work though)

Lauren *types into Microsoft Word* -"OMG this class is so boring.."
Jenna types- "Ya I know..hey you wanna ditch class tomorrow??"
Lauren types- "for sure!!"
Jenna types - "WE gonna ditch english?"
Lauren types- "OF COURSE!!!"

by Clana_Luver January 16, 2009

microsoft

Noun: describes the state of a severe reduction in size and state of readiness of the male member due to a severe reaction to an unpleasant looking female.

Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.

I saw a girl last night that was so ugly she gave me an instant microsoft.

Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!

by Gary from Italy January 4, 2009

Microsoft

A badly made OS that will destroy all of mankind and enslave all of the surviving humans. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!

see also Trsdahgfdajkhfg...SORRY, Microsoft f*cked my keyboard... see also Trojan Virus

by Jordan654 April 9, 2006

Microsoft

A Term for Bill Gates penis

Nice Microsoft there Bill

by Still Floating September 19, 2010

Microsoft Word Day

Similar to a "bad day," a Microsoft Word Day is caused by having to format something in Microsoft Word. After doing so, having a good day is pretty much impossible, so you might as well go back to bed.

Example 1:
I had to fix the page numbers in my thesis this morning and, an hour into it, I'm pretty sure today is going to be a Microsoft Word Day.

Example 2:
Student 1: Dude, why are you so grouchy today?

Student 2: I had to write a summary this morning and now I'm having a Microsoft Word Day.

by emeralddawn August 25, 2009

Microsoft

Someone who possesses a micro penis and it is usually difficult to get hard

I know why Bill gates created Microsoft he had to compensate for his Microsoft

by Yo i b makin words up September 25, 2016