muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.

"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.

Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.

by Mikosuke January 20, 2011

Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019

muffblock

When a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. Usually involves unsubtle flirting. Oddly, women with boyfriends or hubands perpetrate the muffblock and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. Female version of the cockblock

I think Marryanne is totally muffblocking Allie. She walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while Allie was talking to him.

by Clay Easton July 24, 2008

mouffe

Slighty posher than muff. A bit french sounding. Can be expanded & used with a variety of additions

Mouffe a l'orange (ginger muff)
camels mouffe (camels' hoof/toe)
Mouffe a le creme (spermy muff)
Mange le mouffe (eat muff/pussy)
Mouffant (hair like pubes, bouffant)
I like to mouffe it, mouffe it (disco muff)
Lets make a mouffe (mouffe that needs to move)
Remove' le mouffe? (shave your over grown muff)

by Astrid Gibson, Claire Moore & Bonnie Downes October 13, 2006

muffig

General state of mind of French people in the morning. Not to take personally.

The Frenchman woke up and was muffig. This generally happens before the first coffee (and sometimes after).

by EricFLondon September 7, 2007

Muff-Burglar

A professional at cock blocking.A muff-burglar is someone that hooks up with a girl you've been hitting on all night.

Bob: Who's that new guy over there?

Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 13, 2009