meteorologist

One who studies the activity of weather

my cousin is a meteorologist

by Shelly May 1, 2003

Meteor

Word often used to describe an humilliating death, created in Super Smash Bros Melee ''Bonus Vs Melee''
a.k.a. Meteor Smash

1. when someone is trying to recover from a KO and is killed in a downward direction with an A+down air smash in SSB, SSBM & SSBB

2. when it dies humiliatingly

a. suicide or self-destruction (even if its voluntary)

b. when it starts shouting after losing a match

c. when the match end in less than 10 sec (even if it retires)

d. when it lose because of the stage or a distraction (u ve to laugh if that happen)

e. if it dies when someone jumps over the player (only SSBB)

f. another epic fail

1.
Guy 1: haha, u cant beat me!! *pushed to the precipice* What the...?? no, dont please!! *touched by the top of Marth's Falchion*
''Shaz!!''
TV Screen: GAME
All in the room: What a Meteor!!!

2.
Normal Guy: hey the match started!!!
Noob: W8!! I forgot to change the color of my character

*L+R+A+Start*
Normal Guy: Whaaat?? Meteor!!

Guy waiting for a joystick: Give me the damn joystick!!

by SandRox July 6, 2010

giving-a-fuck meter

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

by Okzoz June 1, 2011

metro fag

Commonly known as "metrosexuals", metro fags are, to put it simply, guys who feel that the only way to get chicks is to dress/act like a poof. For this reason, they are a real hit with girls worldwide, and it is unfortunately very rare you will meet a chick that actually wants a MAN, not a pseudo-homosexual poseur.

Jim: "Matt is such a metro fag."
Paul: "Yeah, did you hear his girlfriend dumped him because he was acting more feminine than her?"
Jim: "HAHAHAHA! What a poof!"
Paul: "Yeah, what a poof."

by sch1sT May 30, 2008

metrochode

a lame person who hides through their metrosexual appearance and acting like they are better then everyone else around them

Person 1: "Hey, look at this guy. What a dick."

Person 2: "Nah, look at his clothes. He's just a metrochode."

by Shaft99999 April 25, 2009

rooting for the meteor

What a sports fan does when their two most hated rivals face each other, especially in a championship match. Since rooting for either team would be sacrosanct, the only possible positive outcome would be for a meteor to land and simultaneously obliterate both rivals.

Mets fan, 2009
Yankees fan, 1986

Fan 1: "I'm not even watching the World Series this year. You?"
Fan 2: "Yeah, I'll be watching. I'm rooting for the meteor."

by tofoomeister October 27, 2009

metro-north it

To ride the Metro-North railroad from/to 125th Street to/from Grand Central Terminal. Usually used by riders who did not normally ride this train between these two stations before the New York City Transit strike of 2005.

"How are you getting downtown this morning?"
"I'm going to metro-north it instead of walking."

by raymond.e.c July 29, 2008