MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD

brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring

by tisgigm March 30, 2011

Menstraversery

The useless one month anniversery that women have an obsession with.

"So your one month anniversery with Jane is coming up"
"Oh shit, it is?"
"Uh.. yeah. What are you planning for the menstraversery?"

by BlowJay January 17, 2008

Menter

An adult who thinks they own you.
An adult that teaches you throughout your childhood.

You don't own me, your nothing but a menter.
Your my mom, but your only a menter.

by Moresti February 18, 2011

messere

Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.

That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.

by dave boring July 21, 2011

meiser

one who prides themselves in their dick-taking abilities

"The meiser sucked Heath Leger."

by thomas3192 June 17, 2008

menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.

Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

Menstrual Mask

you fuck the shit out of a bitch on her period then you take your dick and wipe the blood all over her face - giving her a menstrual mask

Girl: Man, I need a red mask for the play tonight.
Man: Hey bitch, you on your period?
Girl: Yeah...
Man: Let me fuck you - im gonna give you a menstrual mask - the darkest red you will ever see. Lets go bitch

by Menstrual Mask Master May 18, 2006