Dukey Melon

Giant Shit that clogs ur toliet

My Dukey Melon clogged ur toliet it was big and smelly!

by Oli Loc April 25, 2007

melonous

A girl with large, juicy, round breasts

Holy shit, that girls got some melonous tits.

by Whiffolint April 6, 2009

MelonSaurus

A Melonsaurus is an animal that is a cross between a dinosair, and a Melon. They are rarely seen, and usually are seen firin their lazers, and destroyin stuff. The most common Melonsaurus is the Milin, that can only be seen in Pensylvania.

Damn, my MelonSaurus got out and destroyed half of Tampa!

by Rdawg00014 September 3, 2010

melonist

An individual who supports the movement for the equality of melons.

"Hey Bill, melon equality is on the rise, it's a good day to be a melonist"

by ClownWattGryll May 8, 2016

Mushy Melon

when you fuck someone with a limp dick.

I gave Gwen a mushy melon last night!

by turruhh November 11, 2010

Ya Melon

The only acceptable thing to say when your bff is being a fucking idiot.

"I just got my pillow stuck in the radiator."
"Ya melon."

by smeetron April 18, 2020

Lava Melon

its like a water melon but filled with lava

That Lava Melon killed my family

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020