A Monday where everything goes wrong. Inspired by the episode of the British Soap Opera Coronation Street in which the characters Dev and Sunita are kidnapped and locked in burning building by Dev's ex girlfriend Maya Sharma on a Monday
I had an absolute Maya last week. I broke my leg, lost my debit card and my rash started eczema itching again
by Corrieface November 11, 2020
Get the Mayamug. Ummmmmm........?
Maya: (walks across street)
Person 1: fricin' byotch
Friend 2: but hey she is the best
Person 1: ok true, yas maya
Person 1: fricin' byotch
Friend 2: but hey she is the best
Person 1: ok true, yas maya
by Chatchat April 15, 2019
Get the Mayamug. Maya is a basic bitch
“Maya is a basic bitch” said Caoimhe while wearing odhrans jumper that she had taken without permission “Caoimhe u a hoe” replied maya fiestily
by OOC August 25, 2018
Get the Mayamug. Maya is an amazing intelligent women. And you would be so lucky to have her as a girlfriend. She is often shy around her crushs and goes for the dark skinned guys. If u ever get a maya don't leave her damn you are lucky.
Aiden: I asked maya out and she said yes
Me:damn you are so lucky don't leave her
Aiden: Im not had a crush on her for ages
Me:damn you are so lucky don't leave her
Aiden: Im not had a crush on her for ages
by Rap god player September 6, 2018
Get the Mayamug. Maya is the abbreviation for Mum ate my arse. It’s basically when your mum eats your arse, enough said
by ManWhoLostHisMind April 29, 2020
Get the mayamug. by Cooper-is-de-name May 6, 2019
Get the Mayamug. by macbookman? November 10, 2020
Get the Mayamug.