A Monday where everything goes wrong. Inspired by the episode of the British Soap Opera Coronation Street in which the characters Dev and Sunita are kidnapped and locked in burning building by Dev's ex girlfriend Maya Sharma on a Monday
I had an absolute Maya last week. I broke my leg, lost my debit card and my rash started eczema itching again
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Get the Maya mug.Maya is usually the topic of a conversation, she is never seen without a scruncie and pink nails. Maya is NEVER alone, she always has her BFF's by her side. She is always going to be very bad at math and science. Always trying to follow the newest fashion trends. Maya is a tik tok GOD, she always has her phone in her hand. Maya is always trying to get snap streaks, but always fails. Maya always has an amazing insta feed. Maya literally laughs at EVERYTHING. She is great at skiing, in AMDP ands went to MAP when she was 9. She is white,with light brown hair, brown eyes, and pale skin. Maya is addicted to coffee, and loves TNA and urban outfitters. maya actually thinks clout goggles are pretty, and wears them with some serious attitude.
by Itzz_mymy April 23, 2019
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Girl: oh yeah..maya’s a real bad ass...ha ass fat too😍
Girl: oh yeah..maya’s a real bad ass...ha ass fat too😍
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“Maya is a basic bitch” said Caoimhe while wearing odhrans jumper that she had taken without permission “Caoimhe u a hoe” replied maya fiestily
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