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Madera, CA

A small town in the middle of California. Not really known. It is very hot in summer and almost 32 degrees Fahrenheit in the winter. Beautiful Autumns and Springs. Split right down the middle. One half it's the good side and the other is Mexican territory. Lots of schools. Nice people and gangsters. Asians, white people, Hispanics, African Americans, Germans, Italians etc.
Man, it's hot
Dude, we are in Madera, CA. Get used to it.
by WhiteGirlxD November 13, 2010
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Day Maker

One certain event that contains so much awesome that it pretty much is the highlight of the day.
Guy 1: "Oh man, that play-doh basketball shot landed right back into it's container!!"

Guy 2: "Wow, what a day maker!"

Guy 1: "Did you see Brenda slap the shit out of Sue?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! That was a day maker!"
by Camros April 1, 2010
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Gay maker

An extremely ugly woman who when she smiles or preforms any act make most men around her gay for a period of time.mainly until they see some decent skirt
I wudnt go in that pub that "gay maker" might come over and try to convert you!
by king_chunk February 2, 2006
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vaganus maker

The ultimate shocker where the whole hand replaces the 2 fingers and 2 fingers replace one, will result in the creation of a vaganus.
Not all women can handle the vaganus maker
by Schadzmaster April 21, 2005
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caca maker

an ass.
usually the bigger the ass the bigger the trusco.
by pushups with steve May 21, 2006
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Basket Maker

A person who weaves in and out of traffic at high speeds on the highway during rush hour traffic, as if they were weaving a basket.
That bitch thinks just because she drives a Bmw she can be a Basket Maker!
by Crancan March 25, 2009
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Mayonnaise maker

1. Another word for penis

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.

Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?

Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.

Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.

*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*

Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
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