A woman who can be persuaded into sexual intercourse very easily and often may have bed sores from being on her back so much.
"Dammit bro that nickel lay mattress back stole 200 bucks out my wallet before she caught her uber ride."
by JSmith lu 43 April 06, 2017
When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.
Houseguest: "where are you guys?"
Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
Houseguest: "where are you guys?"
Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
by odie74 June 28, 2017
Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.
We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.
by b-luv907 May 18, 2010
1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.
man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
by Kristopher Smith May 25, 2007
A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.
Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs
Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs
chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.
AKA/ chode oger
dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting
short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.
compound word.
AKA/ chode oger
dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting
short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.
by dickvanchecker January 05, 2010
by Jasonbasinmason July 01, 2020
A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 16, 2016