sofia mata

An annoying piece of poo

Ugh sofia mata is a sofia mata
(Idek)

by imadumbhoe47 May 20, 2019

Mataei

Pronounced "Ma-tay", it is a variation of the Tony Danza where instead of smacking your lover in the head and asking them "whos the boss?", you instead grab their neck and twist it hard to the point of execution and tell them to "say it.....saaaay it....saaaaaaaaaay it". Then you smack her in the head anyway!!

A shining example can be seen at the end of bloodsport where Van Damme subdues his opponent

I go that ho to say Mataei

I Mataeid that babe from last night

I am yet to Mataei my lover

by OilGig January 13, 2009

mata usi

means "You good?" and "usi" is another short term for "Uce" or "Uso" which means brother so, mainly used for checking up on ya mates always remember to cheer them up with a simple mata usi

Moses : "Damn, I saw what happend, mata usi?"
Tevita : "Yeah faka'apa'apa uce"

by igvbnjk March 9, 2022

Madea

Adjective for a movie that's likely to suck.

Ex.1 "Madea's Family Reunion was horrible."
Ex.2 "That movie is gonna be a real Madea"

by gnomeguy November 25, 2011

Maneater

Derived from the word Anteater (an uncircumcised penis). A Maneater is a penis with so much foreskin that it can be folded around the head of another mans penis giving the appearance of one penis eating the other. Experimenting with the Maneater led to the invention of Shanoodling which is the act of jerking off two dicks at the same time whilst the Maneater keeps the two penis' connected with it's abundance of foreskin.

Rusty: Did you hear that Sam is getting circumcised?
Omar: But he is 22 years old!
Rusty: Yeah apparently when girls see his Maneater dangling pathetically in between his legs they laugh at him and he wets himself.
Omar: Sam is awful at videogames, too!

by rusty o May 29, 2008

Makeawish

A girl so unattractive that sex with her can be considered charity. Originates from the idea that unattractive girls deserve love too, in a way similar to the beneficiaries of the Make a Wish foundation.

I've been on such a long dry streak I'm willing to get with a makeawish tonight.

by texaschainsawmassacrerer January 22, 2016

the matador

1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.

1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.

by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008