MEMPHIS

1. Hater capital of North America. Second only to Iraq. The place where Dr. Martin Luther King was shot, but Elvis made a god.
2. Nearly everyone is a fat, loud, ignorant, racist, broke and irritating, self-riteous fake religious, bible thumping dipshit.
3. Produces shitty music compared to the music it used to in the past. Mostly terrible hip hop, and even worse punk rock, and even worse blues.
4. Education? What education. Easier for kids to sell crack for their mom and dreams of being a pimp.
5. Too easy to get cracked out and stay that way. The only place where people from surrounding states can collect welfare and food stamps to pay the car note.
6. All of the politicians there are dumbasses. Political issues- the statue in Forrest Park, what to do with the Pyramid, keeping Libertyland open, an easier way to get barbecue sauce out of a silk shirt.
7. Beale Street. Great place to party Thursday-Sunday. If it's not raining. Or no one got shot.
8. Mosquitoes. Church after church.
9. The place that I was forced to live by my parents.
10.The place that I'll be moving back to now that I've got my gun license.

Memphis. Just Memphis, man.

by phanomymous April 25, 2006

Memphis Dry Rub

when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.

Half my dick is missing after that Memphis Dry Rub. I have to poop.

by Limey fuck December 16, 2008

Memphis Left / Memphis Right

A Memphis Left is a meneuver where a motor vehicle (particularly a pick-up truck) makes a left turn directly from the far right lane of a road comprised of four or more lanes.

A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.

The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.

...that guy made a Memphis Left / Memphis Right coming off of Union...

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

memphis mud

a variation of the infamous codeine syrup from the southern states.

Sipping on some memphis mud from my cup.

by moe green July 4, 2006

Memphis

Memphis is a city in southwestern Tennessee. It has a high crime rate, high car theft rate, and lots of morons. The last one is actually the worse, however. The local hip-hop scene is overrun with monotony and redundancy. The city council is ran by a bunch of know nothing monkeys, and a lot people here are stuck in the past. They are pratically against progression. Hell, some even protested the Grizzlies, failing to realize that the team would rake major income. Welcome to Moronephis.

"What's better than Memphis? Anything."

by Soup May 20, 2004

elle macpherson

An old aussie model, (about 45 yrs old) with a weird 'calm' voice, she has had quite a bit of surgery, (so she now looks like a older heidi montag) (ew). She also hosts BNTM

person1: what the f*ck, is that the aussie model from britains next top model?

person2: i think it is... elle macpherson right?

person1: she looks like shi*t O.o

by Brit Girl August 30, 2010

Memphis Beat

The act of masturbating using a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Having run out of lube, Jerry went with the next best thing a memphis beat.

by Sikker April 24, 2011