The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019

macbook

A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.

Loser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!
Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook!

by Bixxo June 11, 2006

Black Mamba

A deceptively intoxicating cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's and Diet Pepsi.

I downed one black mamba and I'm already feeling tipsy.

by Vlcfox2222 September 14, 2012

mambling

The action of mumbling while rambling.

My friend wouldn't stop mambling about her history teacher and how he gave her a bad grade.

by itskatomall July 16, 2016

mambengo

Mambengo is another word for sex. You look someone in the eyes intensely, knowing that you are both gonna have intercourse. Now is the perfect time to say: mambengo?. Or: reddy mambengo.

Or when something is lit, fucked up or weird: “this shit is mambengo”

by Urmamabig February 9, 2023

Chode-mamba

A chode mamba is simply the leader of a group of chodes. In this scenario I am referring to a chode as someone who is totally acting not like themselves. The chode mamba tells everyone information that is truthfully pointless. A chode mamba has the power to lead the chodes and chode everyone out in any way possible.

He was sitting on the couch saying useless information that no one cares about acting like a chode-mamba.

by chode 4 life November 8, 2009

Brown mamba

An extremely large shit that is one continuous piece

Hey, come check this brown mamba I just shat out

by Mamba man November 14, 2017