Malcolm

Malcolm is a wonderful man with many amazing qualities to his personality. The way he cares for not only himself but others around him is incredible, and even with his negative qualities he still manages to keep you captivated. Although, at times he may come across a bit stubborn or even possibly vain, he is without a doubt one of the greatest men to walk this planet Earth. He carries with him the innocence of a child, while still being the manliest guy in the room at all times. Women long to be with him and men long to be like him, he is a King among Kings, and deserves nothing but happiness and the best love any God could ever give. If you are lucky enough to meet a Malcolm, don't take him for granted and don't let his sometimes harshness fool you, Malcolm cares about the well being and success of those he loves more than most, and he will help those to reach their full potential. Handsome, charming with wit and humour, Malcolm will always steal the show, without even trying.

Ex. 1

Girl 1: "He's the most beautiful man I've ever seen, and his charm makes me weak to the knees."
Girl 2: "He must be a Malcolm"

Ex. 2
Guy 1: " Yo, have you seen my girl anywhere?"
Guy 2: "Ask, Malcolm."

by IndecisiveGirl November 3, 2018

Malcolm

A great person who has many talents. Also he has great social skills and a great sense of humor. Likes to stay inside and plays video games.

Wow, Malcolm is such a great guy!

by HAHALOLE December 7, 2018

chodes malone

a random nickname used on people.

"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
"Sure"

by sacksmack February 16, 2004

Malcoholic

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.

"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.

by jameser612 July 10, 2010

Malcomstien

webcomic made by Execlevon

person 1: "Malcomstien"
person 2: "yea"

by hector malcomstien February 23, 2022

dirty maldonado

multiple penetration.Also known as a MP for multiple penetration.

Damn that girl you did a dirty maldonado.

by thedirtymp December 9, 2013

Stoney Maloney

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.

“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown

by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018