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Maggot

Another term for Meghan Markle when you just don’t want to say her name.
That maggot is so annoying.
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I Am a maggot and damn well happy
by TheAmazingRando September 14, 2004
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Magcon

A group of famous boys including Nate Garner, Cameron Dallas, Matthew Espinosa, Nash Grier, Jack Glinsky, Carter Reynolds, Jack Johnson, Aaron Carpenter, Taylor Caniff, and Shawn Mendes. They are all famous vine boys that go on tour.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new guy being in magcon?!
Person 2: Yes! Who hasn't?!?
by natefan November 11, 2015
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maggot

1 A slimy insect lava that can be used to treat injuries.

2 A slimy disgusting child with a low IQ who constantly whines that Slipknot are the best band in the world.

There are 3 types of Slipknot maggots

1. Schoolyard maggot - Frequently seen in schools smoking round the back of the building, makes rude comments to anyone who doesn't share there opinion on the best band in the world (Slipknot) Usually miss lessons because "were hard" or "school sucks dick" Out of school the maggot will take the guise of a hobo asking passers by if they have a cigarette and/or spare change.

2. Internet maggot - These maggots are possibly the most annoying. Since they missed so much school and so many English lessons (as they were smoking there life away) the maggot is reduced to spelling "spelin" really wrong and making them look completely stupid. Most conversations with them will leave you doubting humanity. Also again if you don't think slipknot are the greatest band in the universe you will be dissed. But it will make you laugh more than upset you.
"u dunt lik SliPkNot ur fuckin gay"

3. The exception - Although there aren’t many maggots like this to speak of, but some can be quite smart. These ones tend to be fans of other bands as well (disscluding rap/rock) they can spell, they don't ask for money and if you don't like Slipknot they either give a good solid debate about how slipknot are a good band, or they don't care and accept the fact that everyone has different opinions on music. Unfortunately after talking to one of these you will more than likely bump into 10 others who are stupid thus once again giving you a deep hatred of the band Slipknot, and all there goth wannabe fans.
me: Slipknot really aren't that great, they have some ok songs but there really are way better bands out there.

typical maggot: ur a dik go n screw ur dad

me: what will this act achieve?

typical maggot: fuck u I screwd ur s1ster la5t nite.

me: All I'm saying is I don't think Slipknot are the best band in the world.

typical maggot: who r betr then?

me: Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Slayer, Cannibal corpse

typical maggot: u fag thats gay sh1t
by Smash the corporation November 12, 2004
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White Mage

The one who PICKS UP THE PEEPLZ WITH THE OWWEEZ AND THE BOOBOOS.

A very curious creature, seemingly and unintentionally attracts the Black Mage.

And is then dealt with even more curious pick-up lines.
Black Mage: Are you from Venus?

White Mage: Uh no, why?.

Black Mage: Cause' baby, your ass is outta' 'dis world!
by Meterex December 20, 2010
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Red Mage

A mage cloaked in red with a flowing cape. Capable of using elementary-level Black and White magic. Can often be described as a Jack-of-all-trades.

In 8 Bit Theatre, a pack-rat-type character who obsesses with knowledge. Has taken to memorizing EVERY player's guide, etc. in an attempt to achieve immortality through his intellectual findings. Brings about lame puns like there's no tomorrow. As a result, can also be the very alternate definition of a Geek.
Red Mage: Oh, it's quite simple really. I took a variety of low-impact flaws to add points to my character point pool. Thus, I maximize my powers and minimize my disadvantages.
by Lee Fitzgerald April 20, 2004
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magenius

Someone with the higher mental capabilities of a genius and also posess the powers of a magician.
TJ is a magenius; he's smart as hell and does some amazing tricks.
by Peter F May 5, 2006
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