Fat Lard

A big piece of bacon used to lard meat...

Sebastian Feldhofer's Dad is a Fat Lard

by Weirdodede May 23, 2011

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Lard sale

Comes from yard sale. A big group of fat people, and gender doesn't matter. A normal lard sale will have anywhere from three up to twenty people in it.

I went into a fast food restaurant and saw the biggest lard sale I've ever seen.

by XxC0ldh3artxX November 20, 2010

lard ass

fucking fat ass that cant run or participate in gym class with out having to stop the first 3 minutes

Avery : dude, Mathew get up you lard ass
Mathew : i can its too hard

by @zzhole May 14, 2015

Lard

Someone or something that is worse then the term Butters

Guy 1: Yoooo dude, check out that girl, shes buff!

Guy 2: Naaaah fam, she aint even butters, she's Lard

by ManLykeAdi October 21, 2017

Larda

Larda is an amazing, loving person you'll ever meet, she will kill you in a wink of an eye.she is loyal, cute, curvy and will date anyone.

Who ever dates her is lucky.

Larda
Plus
Guy
Equals
❤😘

by Shelly boom August 7, 2018

Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.

1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)

by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020