kneeshaw

the ability to fuck shit up completely

i was so going to bang her but then i pulled a kneeshaw and asked her if she had any STI's

by jaywhoismateswithliam February 19, 2008

Kreesha

Just Jibberish

I use kreesha during volleyball

by John Pascual January 14, 2009

Bitch please, get on your knees

the act of the male tellin the girl shes worth no more then to suck his dick and or saying you are a whore n good at it

Tiff: ur gay
sean: Bitch please, get on your knees and suck it

by Dirty knees June 17, 2008

Keester

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity

richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out

by the ju1ce August 18, 2003

krees

a girl baller

daaayumm..that krees is crazy at ball..

by krees April 29, 2004

Your Knees Are Red

Telling someone that you suck at something. Also used as a sexual reference to a blowjob (Oral sex).

1) "I'm joining the Basketball team" "Dude, Your Knees Are Red, you won't make it" 2)"Hey whose that pretty girl over there?" "Who? Kim? Her Knees Are Red from so many guys she's given head to."

by alex231 May 23, 2011

bad knees

A term used to indicate that you're old and/or handicapped and not suitable for physical fight on the streets.

You be in my hood and I take you down.
-I got bad knees, foo.

by c-dog April 3, 2005