kinder care

The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.

Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.

by Allisaur January 3, 2008

kinderhoe

A Kinderhoe, is someone who is not yet a Whore but someone on their way to becomeing a whore or a slut.

"kinderhoe "

by Lil Miss Sassy April 28, 2009

kinderæg

Its a danish word for a chocolate egg that is brown on the outside and there is white chocolate on the inside. Its used when a person acts funny, stupid or blond.

A blond chick is often "stupid" but a brunette can also be "blond" when she is a kinderæg.

Orrh, you are such a kinderæg!!

by absobloodylutely amazing October 6, 2009

kindergarten whore

A person who kisses one person and then kisses another person the next day

Person 1: Did you see her kiss Don yesterday?

Person 2: Yea, and now she is kissing Dean

Person 1: She is such a kindergarten whore

by Skylyn Mc November 26, 2014

KINDER EGG

the act of hitting someone by accident with your car, not fatally and skrrting away.

"How'd you end up in here? I tried to pull a kinder egg but totaled my civic on the freeway."

by ihgerughaueghufhufewhpfewu June 3, 2018

Kindergoth

Little wannabe 'goth' kids, who are clearly too unintelligent to know that goth hasn't been cool since the early 1900's. They often claim to 'shit bats' and buy packages of balloons, but pick out only the black ones and throw away the rest. Baby goths. Ha, what a joke.

Ashley Todd, "I R SEW GAWTH!" This would be a prime example of the word, 'kindergoth'

by Daryl Kiera December 15, 2008

Kinder-bat

Not a true goth. A person who is goth for social reasons or lack of socialization.

Look at that kinder-bat wearing that black lipstick.

by Gabby March 8, 2004