Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.

"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"

by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

kietty

Hottest babe on earth. The name is derived from two separate Thai names and means "Amazing sexy babe, who will cut you if you fuck up."

Dude , Kietty totally stole my heart... literally.

by Linear Analysis December 10, 2017

kettle effect

knowing something will happen but not knowing when.

A watched kettle takes longer to boil...

The kettle effect

The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract

by Camo Clown April 3, 2018

Kettle

A way to address a hypocritical, or two-faced person in an 'inside' manner.

Hey, James.. 'Kettle!' I uttered after hearing the girl go on and on complaining about the same things she had just done.

by Enlightened Serenity May 31, 2018

Ketted

Past tense / Adjective

Under the influence of the ketamine drug. Possibly having taken too much ket.

Aww dude. Did you see Brad in the corner? He was tooottttaaallyyy ketted man...

by Twattywattydoodah November 29, 2018

Kreate

The Meaning Of Spreading Love Through Knowledge! It Means To Do It Already

Just kreate madness, it builds character!

by iKreate December 27, 2018