Michael Kalin

A badass typically in his 40s

He is such a Michael Kalin

by Lllllllllloolllll March 31, 2019

Brandon Klingerman

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy

I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.

by YouTuber”jaystation” August 23, 2023

Noah and Kalin

The coolest couple ever. Period.

God, I wish I had a Noah and Kalin relationship.

by I hate swag May 25, 2013

Kalin

a big butt slut, steals everyone's boyfriends. she is a complete home wrecker.

girl: i love my boyfriend
girl 2: well keep him away from Kalin
girl: why?
girl 2: she's gonna steal him from you

by scc boy October 12, 2009

Kalin

(Slovenian slang) A not very smart member of the male species. Usually hairy all over his body.

1. He was such a Kalin. He couldn't spell, read or write.
2. Now that's a hairy bastard. He looks just like Kalin.

by Jernej September 28, 2009

Klinking

A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

or

"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"

by CAPM November 7, 2011

Klingon Salute

Two in the pink, two in the stink

I gave her the Klingon Salute last night.

by niceguyeddie222 September 27, 2014