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Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.
Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.
by Fodeez August 4, 2011
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kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.
by Spike and Gwabby October 21, 2007
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kangaroo

A young man who has a fondness for older women.
Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?
by raggedynan August 13, 2009
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kangaroo

Slang for <gay guy>

Doing little hopping motions on both legs while holding your hands parallel and the wrists slightly bent forward should give you an idea where this synonym came from.
Are you a kangaroo?
by Lynx86 January 4, 2011
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Kangaroo Pouch

the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out.
after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch
by Ca$$i October 10, 2012
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Blue Kangaroo

A sex act meaning hitting a blue waffle from the back while bouncing up and down.
John: Me and Kate tried the blue kangaroo lady night, or was so awesome!

Derek: Dude that's gross!
by Laun Dro-Mat December 1, 2013
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Kangaroo Kick

When you cut open a girls stomach and put your hands in the pouch that was just created then you repeatedly kick her in the vagina until she bleeds.
Miranda was pissing me off so I gave her the Kangaroo Kick
by Lauchness March 4, 2009
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