virgin knees

when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.

friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"

by thestubz October 12, 2019

Hobbly knees

These knees wobble so much that they use cordy as an excuse

Bill how’s ur hobbly knees

by Haha bill January 5, 2020

Bopper knees

Bopper knees are the bruised knees of a bitch that sucks on cock for money or anything of value. Bopper knees do not discriminate. They can be on a hoe suckin dick to get on a private jet, or they can be on a skeezer suckin dick for a bag of used DVD movies.

Dam that hoe needs some knee pads for all the dick she sucks or she’s gonna get bopper knees...

by BigBen594 December 9, 2020

pizza knees

When you fall onto your knees on a rocky/gravelly path,
Scraping both knees on impact, little rocks and debris stick to the scraped area.
Giving the grim impression of pizza on your knees.

Usually happens while rollerblading up gravel paths.

"I was rollerblading down that path when I fell over and got pizza knees"

by Delicious penguins February 1, 2021

broke knees

When broken ankles isn't enough

he broke knees with that play

by arms weak April 4, 2021

Donkey Knees

When you have explosive diarrhea to the point that you drop to your knees in pain.

Hey, dude why weren't you at Lillie's party last night?
Sorry dude I had Donkey knees!

by AlphaShitMan April 10, 2021

beans knees

Cleverly derived from the phrase “Bee’s Knees”, Beans Knees is a phrase used to describe a great coffee.

“Yo bro, this new coffee is seriously the Beans Knees!!!”

by Your Grayness May 18, 2021