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kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.
by Spike and Gwabby October 21, 2007
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kangaroo

A young man who has a fondness for older women.
Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?
by raggedynan August 13, 2009
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kangaroo

Slang for <gay guy>

Doing little hopping motions on both legs while holding your hands parallel and the wrists slightly bent forward should give you an idea where this synonym came from.
Are you a kangaroo?
by Lynx86 January 4, 2011
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Kangaroo Pouch

the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out.
after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch
by Ca$$i October 10, 2012
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Blue Kangaroo

A sex act meaning hitting a blue waffle from the back while bouncing up and down.
John: Me and Kate tried the blue kangaroo lady night, or was so awesome!

Derek: Dude that's gross!
by Laun Dro-Mat December 1, 2013
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Kangaroo Kick

When you cut open a girls stomach and put your hands in the pouch that was just created then you repeatedly kick her in the vagina until she bleeds.
Miranda was pissing me off so I gave her the Kangaroo Kick
by Lauchness March 4, 2009
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Kangaroo Attack

1)Somthing that really shouldnt have happened

2) something very suprising.

It comes from when a technician in the Australian Air Force was tasked with adding kangaroos to their helecopter simulator, but he cut corners and rather than designing a kangaroo from scratch, used the base of an infantryman, and just altered what it looked like.
He also made it so that it would scatter like a herd of kangaroos when scared. The first group of pilots to try the new simulator saw them and thought "crikey, thats new" and decided to have some fun and scared them all away behind some hills.
Problem is, the technician hadnt removed the bit of code that stopped the infantrymen attacking, and 60 seconds later, the 'roos emerged out from behind the hill with surface to air misslies and promptly brought down the chopper.
1) No way should the teacher have given me detention for being sick in class, that was a real kangaroo attack!

2) OMG you scared the schizzle out of me! I didnt expect you to be hiding in my cupboard! That was such a kangaroo attack.
by cheeseflambe August 16, 2010
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