Kardashian Marry

to marry someone for a very short amount of time. any amount of time less than three months

I'm going to Kardashian marry my girlfriend due to her saving herself for marriage.

by Monkeypickle November 2, 2011

kardashianism

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.

I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.

by Somarity February 6, 2019

Kardashed

canceling a plan, changing your life, ending something

Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.

by Happy Girly of course! November 2, 2011

Khloe Kardashian

The best Kardashian. The funniest one. She is so caring and is always making sure everything is okay. She is very family oriented and has a beautiful daughter called True. Always picks the wrong guys but we still love her. She is such an amazing person and has the best zoduac sign. You guessed it she's a cancer.

Person one: omg that girl is always being the sweetest person ever
Person two: omg I know she is such Khloe Kardashian

by @ethskhlo May 31, 2020

Kardashian Sisters

a new band that is yet to form involving celebrities who became famous because their parents are rich and are somewhat attractive. they will perform on a television station and eventually get their own show called, "Kardashian." One will get married and disappear from television, another will change from a pop rock singer into a rapper, the other will briefly date miley cyrus and similar celebrities. like all other superfluous musicians today, they will either disappear from the public spectrum or be caught sending nude pictures to a friend before miraculously recovering and becoming a very shitty actress

Jen: hey do you like the kardashian sisters!!! omg i love ks!!! kim is so hotttttt!!!! we should TOTALLLI SI UH CONSERTTTA!!

Bob: actually men like musicians based on ability, not money and looks. kinda like how we choose women to date.

by black one July 6, 2011

kardashiwank

The act of being horny but tired to the point that you can only be bothered to Google Kim Kardashian for a cheeky five knuckle shuffle.

I was knackered last night so I just had a Kardashiwank.

by Mr AAnderson July 29, 2016

Kardashian'd

Extreme plastic surgery of the buttock or breast.

"Did you see Brittany?"
"Yeah, man. Her titties are so Kardashian'd!"

by CaptainThickStick123 May 26, 2016