Jonan

Jonan is a damn guy who likes to pee a lot and has large testicles.

You’re such a jonan!

by JONANGGS March 7, 2023

Va-joner

A female boner. The point which the women feels stimulated

Mary experienced a Va-joner while making out with teddy.

by Stevie Peepee March 29, 2008

joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

by eBrian March 21, 2003

JonBenet

a beauty pageant queen who was brutally murdered on boxing day 1996 at 6 years old in her home in boulder colorado. this mystery was a cold case until a decade later john mark karr a former schoolteacher confessed to killing jonbenet and was arrested

john mark karr: i killed jonbenet ramsey

guy: beats the crap out of him

john: im getting yur daughter next assholle

by gfhfghtjt August 18, 2006

jonelling

The enjoyment of being tea-bagged by an elderly, old fart. jonel jonelle jonell nel jonelling

It's so jonelling when grandpa sits on my face.

by Doctor Tap-that-ass January 10, 2008

Joenard

a mystical creature that has an obession for v necks and his known for being attracted to the color purple. They say he writes music in his sleepless nights. A peaceful person but is up to fight for what he believes in. Communicating is what he likes to do. Inspired from Joseph I that was the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire from 1705-11 and Bernard that is a male given name: Germanic words meaning “bear” and “hardy.” Together combined created Joenard.

Joenard

by Debbshearts February 28, 2010

Joner

The erection (boner) of a person wearing jean shorts (jorts).

Uh oh, Kev's got a raging joner again.

by Dizzy Gilespi January 15, 2009