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jonas brothers fans

jonas brothers fans or "jb fans" are preppy teenage girls that are in love with the jonas bros Almost all jb fans like the jbs only for their looks and not their music

jb fans come in two different kinds
the first kind is the young group consisting on litte preteen girls that will have a bird if you bash them most jb fans have bad grammer and wirte "shtu da fuxk uppp das jbs rulez"
and they also are little brats they beg and beg their parents for concert tickets and other jb shit

then you have the second group of jb fans the type that could careless if you dont like the jbs and will befriend you and respect your opinon and wont kill you those are the true jb fans
by xXxAshleysluvsAlexilaihoxXx April 22, 2009
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jonasgasm

Getting an orgasm when hearing/saying anything related to the Jonas Brothers.
Girl : OMG. my dog just had a jonasgasm after hearing nick singing.

Brother : I don't care. Please stop corrupting our dog
by jonasdog September 23, 2009
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Jonah

Jonah is the fiercest guy you could ever meet or get the chance to speak with. He will make you laugh for hours. He's lovely & magnetic but doesn't believe it when you tell him so.
He has incredible hair and beautiful eyes. He is very good looking but it probably a little too modest about it. He's so smart and loves to share random facts with others. He's a natural calming soul. He is charming and sweet.
However, don't mistake his kindness for weakness. He is very intuitive and once he realizes negative or shade he can and will let you know exactly what he is thinking and is cunning and sharp with his words. He is the most loyal & fun person you will ever know as long as its mutual.
Wow, look at that fierce guy! Oh, it must be a Jonah.
by Urban212 September 5, 2018
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Jonathon

That super mysterious short rough boy in your theater class that you always want to get closer to who makes you say LAWD HE'S HOT, He's super creative and smart and has a great sense of fashion and will never wear anything trashy or ugly. he's also an amazing person to go to for protection, He can be hotheaded at times and will try to rationalize his anger by venting to others, He's a wonderful and caring person despite his shortcomings. He won't stay a single very long because he's drop dead easy on the eyes and has a personality that you wont find anywhere else.
Jonathons smile is infectious.
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Joe Jonas

A man part of a Disney band named The Jonas Brothers. My dorky friends who have been brainwashed want to marry him. In truth, his hair is shaggy, he needs to shave and his style in clothes is ucky. He scares me. He appeared in Camp Rock as a snobby pop star (there's a REASON he was so good with that role!!) who harbors friendship (secretly romance) with a chef's daughter. NOT the sexiest man alive like a few definitions say.
Kelsey: OMG JOE'S SOOO CUTE!!
Nikki: JOE JONAS IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO BACK OFF!! GRRR!!!
Me: Neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a fucking life..
Kelsey: You're just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo bitch!!
Nikki: Yeah! And he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my boob and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras!! And when I go to their concert he'll see my tattoo and he'll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we'll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and...
Me: *Walk away*
by JustAGirl<3 March 21, 2009
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Jonas Brothers Haters

Albert Einstein hated the jonas fags
he was one of the many Jonas Brothers Haters
by pieisgoodsoismetal January 10, 2010
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Jonas

Usually a nice guy. A class clown that usually gets in trouble, but laughs it off. Makes jokes to hide his insecurities, but if you adress this to him, he'll deny it and back himself up with a corny joke. Jonas' find themselves unnable to cry in front of others, but if you happen to come across him at the time, stay there by his side and comfort him. When he stops, give him a big ass hug.
"Hey look, It's Jonas!"
by AlexNotAlex June 21, 2018
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