Jayson

Everyone pretends to like him, but deep down they know they just feel sorry for him. Simpletons could better him in every way possible, he clearly isn't good enough for anyone or anything. He's an overthinking pig that has nothing better to do but make a Jayson entry on the Urban Dictionary. The reality is, is that, he's a living retard who's head is as dense as concrete.

Person1: "I love you"
(Person1's mind: "lol, jk")

Carter: I'm a legend

Jayson: shut up

by Nocam May 6, 2018

a jayson

A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.

Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?

Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...

Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?

by Staley12345 October 17, 2017

Jaydon

Gay bitch

He is gay bitch that jaydon

by Jaydonisgay January 3, 2018

Jaycob

Jaycob is a pussy ass bitch who looks like a fukin hairless cat and he will never find love cause he is a lonely desperate peice of shit that deserves to burn in hell!!!

Eww it's a jaycob

by Sjjsgsi May 24, 2019

Jayson Zayson

He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.

Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.

Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.

Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory

by HaroldtripleSEKS July 12, 2019

jaygon

The dark beast who has a heart.

Jaygon bows to god in prayer for the wicked to be punished.

by Dino-Croc June 25, 2020

Jayson

Weird dad that has way too many city miles on his body

Jayson has been around town

by Fatherthickboys February 19, 2021