clam jam

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.

"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"

by garry larry July 25, 2013

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jam up

adj.
Used to denote something incredibly extraordinary, awesome or amazing. Not to be confused with jammed up, which is a bad thing.

(1)Wow, did you go to Chad's house the other night?!? That guy knows how to throw a jam up party!
(2) How about that girl named Whitney at Chad's party? Man, she has a jam up rack!

by -The Legend- August 24, 2008

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Pearl Jam

A pearl colored substance with the consistency of Jam.

semen cum jiz

She fashioned a Pearl Necklace, out of his Pearl Jam.

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Life jam

1.(v) hitting an opponent with the gold burst mechanic in famous 2D fighting game series Guilty gear, usually using an overly specific method.

2.(n) The inventor of the life jam technique

1. KV - "How dare you life jam me"

Sajam - "I had to, had to be done"
2. Sajam - "I hate you life jam you know that, absolute fucking sicko"

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cutting the jam

A euphemism for period sex.

sex periods period sex jam

Guy A: Urgh...I need to find some towels, I promised my gf that we'd cut the jam tonight
Guy B: That's gross...why don't you just wait until she's finished?

or

Girl: I hope he's up for cutting the jam because I really can't wait a week

by thatsnotmyjam November 7, 2015

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Jam Beard

The master of all pies
a Jam Beard is a rare creature normally found eating pies.

A Jam Beard is aslo someone who likes french bangers burning his carpet.

Ryan: Ahh youve eaten 100 pies, You are the real Jam Beard.

by JosephRyan May 16, 2009

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